If Johnny Depp showed up at your door confused and asking for directions, how would you respond?

Alan Chenkin, Learned about celebrities reading magazines at the supermarket checkout
I would offer him a glass of water, some sympathy, and directions, as I would any lost traveler at my door.  I always try to be a gracious host.
It is highly unlikely he would show up in costume (although that makes for an amusing story).  In fact, it is highly unlikely – a member of his entourage might stop in.  (Grey Poupon moment?)
Why Johnny Depp may be disoriented or confused? – Johnny Debt, sorry, Johnny Depp has spent all of his $650 million in lifetime earnings – My9NJ
Johnny Depp Bio: OMG! Look What Johnny Depp Has Done Now. – Johnny Depp Web
Johnny Depp – IMDB profile

Let me ask you – 

What if you showed up at his house?

Edited from my answer on Quora.